LokiOfSassgaard

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Author: lokiofsassgaard

Quality Instruction

April 19, 2024 /

Quality Instruction (Word Count TBD) by NotAlexHorne

Chapters: 27
Fandom: QI, Taskmaster, British Comedy
Rating: Teen
Warnings: None
Characters: David Mitchell, Alan Davies, Phill Jupitus, Bill Bailey, Dara Ó Briain, Stephen Fry

Summary: David’s at a new school, where he’s having the same old problems.  He has no friends, he doesn’t like his teachers, and the feeling is mutual, and he has a bullying problem that also seems to go both ways.  It’s not that he doesn’t know  how to stand up for himself.  It’s quite the opposite, rather.

He doesn’t seem to know when to shut the fuck up.  And it’s long since become a problem.

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I realise this is not how any school on the planet operates, but I don’t particularly care.  I had to bend reality a bit for this to work.

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Alexander Horne and the East Ham League

January 9, 2024 /

Alexander Horne and the East Ham League (Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 7
Fandom: Taskmaster, No More Jockeys, British Comedy
Rating: Mature
Warnings: None
Characters: Alex Horne, Mark Watson, Frank Skinner, Greg Davies, Tim Key, Fatberg, James Acaster, Kerry Godliman, Sarah Millican,

Summary: It’s 1926 and Alexander Horne is a London private detective with more expenses than income. After a night of heavy drinking with his flatmate and colleague Mark Watson, Horne is woken early the following morning to find a client at his door: a woman looking for her missing son. It’s an impossible case, but with mounting bills and an empty account, Horne hasn’t got much of a choice but to take it. But when his investigation takes him too close to matters beyond his comfort, he’s forced to make some tough choices.

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This fic has notes for each chapter.  You can find them here.

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Your Time Starts Now

October 12, 2023 /

Your Time Starts Now (Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 24
Fandom: Taskmaster, No More Jockeys
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Non-Con, Violence, Abuse
Characters: Greg Davies, Alex Horne, Rhod Gilbert, Roisin Conaty, Tim Key, Mark Watson, Nish Kumar, Bob Mortimer, Aisling Bea, Sally Phillips, Ed Gamble, Mike Wozniak

Summary: It’s been so long now, Alex can’t even remember a time before he answered the ad. Everything he does is for Greg, and a life outside of his service is unimaginable.

And with each scrap of praise and affection that comes his way, he can’t help but hope that Greg might actually start to love him back.

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This fic has notes for each chapter.  You can find them here.

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Loki: God of Outcasts

October 4, 2023 /

Loki: God of Outcasts (Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: ?
Fandom: Thor
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Violence, Character Death, Underage, see tags
Characters: All of them

Summary: What if one decision over 1000 years ago was made differently? Rather than being fed lies and made an unwilling party to them, the narrative changes and Loki is raised knowing he is Jötunn. But Asgard is no place for an abandoned Jötunn runt.

AU in which Odin is mostly-honest, Thor is still a spoilt brat, and Loki still deserves a smack in the mouth. Or, that time the MCU was inhabited by the comic versions of Thor and Loki.

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Sins of the Flesh

May 4, 2022 /

Sins of the Flesh (7,727 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1
Fandom: Thor
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Non-Con
Pairings: Loki/Tentacles
Characters: Loki
Additional Tags: tentacles, alien impregnation, resistance decay, intersex!Loki

Summary: Loki finds a new pet.

And then the new pet finds Loki

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Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 1: The History of Magic

July 23, 2021 /

Tarbell Course in Magic, vol 1 (81,000 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 26
Fandom: Thor
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: None
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki, Jane Foster/Thor
Characters: Loki, Darcy Lewis, Jane Foster, Thor
Additional Tags: alternate universe – modern setting, stage magic, slow burn, dysfunctional relationships, complicated relationships, power imbalance, mental health issues, fish out of water, darcy’s poor choices in men, loki’s poor life choices, loki is a bad brother, thor is a bad brother, odin’s a+ parenting, frigga’s b- parenting, trash heap loki

Summary: All her life, Darcy has wanted to perform magic on stage. When a new act comes into town and auditions for an assistant, Darcy takes a chance and goes in for the part. It’s just a shame that the new magician is a creep with an ulterior motive that could ruin everything.

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Theobromine

December 22, 2011 /

Theobromine (3,000 words) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 1
Fandom: Great Mouse Detective / Basil of Baker Street
Rating: Teen
Warnings: Drug Abuse / Overdose
Characters: Basil of Baker Street, David Q Dawson, Mrs Judson
Additional Tags: Drug use, Victorian attitudes toward homosexuality
Summary: Basil is a mouse of simple and specific habits. Sometimes, these habits can be quite dangerous in their simplicity.

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