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Quality Instruction

Quality Instruction (Word Count TBD) by NotAlexHorne

Chapters: 27
Fandom: QI, Taskmaster, British Comedy
Rating: Teen
Warnings: None
Characters: David Mitchell, Alan Davies, Phill Jupitus, Bill Bailey, Dara Ó Briain, Stephen Fry

Summary: David’s at a new school, where he’s having the same old problems.  He has no friends, he doesn’t like his teachers, and the feeling is mutual, and he has a bullying problem that also seems to go both ways.  It’s not that he doesn’t know  how to stand up for himself.  It’s quite the opposite, rather.

He doesn’t seem to know when to shut the fuck up.  And it’s long since become a problem.

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I realise this is not how any school on the planet operates, but I don’t particularly care.  I had to bend reality a bit for this to work.

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Alexander Horne and the East Ham League

Alexander Horne and the East Ham League (Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 7
Fandom: Taskmaster, No More Jockeys, British Comedy
Rating: Mature
Warnings: None
Characters: Alex Horne, Mark Watson, Frank Skinner, Greg Davies, Tim Key, Fatberg, James Acaster, Kerry Godliman, Sarah Millican,

Summary: It’s 1926 and Alexander Horne is a London private detective with more expenses than income. After a night of heavy drinking with his flatmate and colleague Mark Watson, Horne is woken early the following morning to find a client at his door: a woman looking for her missing son. It’s an impossible case, but with mounting bills and an empty account, Horne hasn’t got much of a choice but to take it. But when his investigation takes him too close to matters beyond his comfort, he’s forced to make some tough choices.

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This fic has notes for each chapter.  You can find them here.

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Your Time Starts Now

Your Time Starts Now (Word Count TBD) by LokiOfSassgaard

Chapters: 24
Fandom: Taskmaster, No More Jockeys
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Non-Con, Violence, Abuse
Characters: Greg Davies, Alex Horne, Rhod Gilbert, Roisin Conaty, Tim Key, Mark Watson, Nish Kumar, Bob Mortimer, Aisling Bea, Sally Phillips, Ed Gamble, Mike Wozniak

Summary: It’s been so long now, Alex can’t even remember a time before he answered the ad. Everything he does is for Greg, and a life outside of his service is unimaginable.

And with each scrap of praise and affection that comes his way, he can’t help but hope that Greg might actually start to love him back.

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This fic has notes for each chapter.  You can find them here.

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